Barn Conversion

T.H. Sandal's first person narrator recounts a weekend of sexual adventure at a secluded barn conversion. Easily distracted, prone to sermonising, is this really the kind of man suitable for group therapy? The story includes a closing textual twist.

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    Have you seen Underworld? No it doesn't matter which one providing we're talking about Kate Beckinsale – you'll remember she doesn't really feature in the flashback to the medieval period. And it doesn't matter which of the films she's in because what I'm thinking of is how she looks, not just in her wardrobe – tight black leather does it for most people – but facially. The pinched cheeks, the expressive mouth, especially that subtle outward turn of her lips made more so by the inclusion of her false fangs that serve to push her top lip outwards.

   Well the woman I saw stepping out of her BMW convertible had that same look. The same expressive lips, dark eyes, black hair – longer though – and the same sleek, modelesque body. Kate Beckinsale, so my source tells me, stands at around five seven in her bare feet – probably around five nine in her vampire stacks – but this woman was clearly taller. When I met her at the door, I judged she was easily five ten maybe even six foot given that she just topped me in what I saw were raised heels.

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